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Question: Anyone out there had any experience with dogs biting cyclists? Experience
as an owner or as a bicyclist? The brother of a friend was bitten by a
dog this past Sunday while riding on an organized century ride here in
central Illinois. I rode the same ride, but started a bit later than he.
I did not see the incident, but I did see the dog - an Irish Wolfhound or
perhaps a Scottish Deerhound, though I think it really was the former. The
dog did not bother us but I understand it took a hunk out of my friend's
brother.
He is understandably concerned about rabies, though I doubt it. What I want
to know is what are his legal options? No one was in the dog's yard,
merely passing by on bicycles.
I am a bicyclist and a dog owner and exhibitor. I am totally intolerant of
this dog chasing, biting, following bicyclist business. I don't care if the
house is in the country or in the city or whatever
Answer: Faced with the unprovoked escalation in the speeds of cyclists, we were
forced to reconsider the propulsion system of the dog. The basic, old
fashioned "legs" were adequate in the past for walking, fetching sticks etc,
but to compete in today's hostile enviroment more is needed. To this
end the Mk 2 dog has auxillary wheels, driven by a big block, 12 litre,
V8, burning nitromethanol. Superchargeing, NO2 injection and a higher
compression ratio (23:1 instead of 18:1) are optional.
The deluxe model has optional rocket assistance.
Various finish options are availible, ranging from hair in a variety of
colours, through chrome to radar evading matt black. All feature
underlying RHINOPLASTY (TM) armour, garunteed to stop a depleted
uranium anti-tank shell fired from point blank range.
We realise that at 12 feet long (5 feet at the shoulder) the Mk 2 dog
may prove a little large for todays homes and cars. Extra large station
wagons will be availible in the spring, and homes will soon be
availble to meet the demands of today's dog owners.
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