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Do you know those "premium" orange juices that say "not from
concentrate" on the carton? Well, it struck me that this was a
meaningless phrase. Telling us how the orange juice _isn't_ made
doesn't go very far in terms of explaining how it _is_ made. I mean,
they might as well say "not made from grinding up particle board and
mixing the residue with live bees"; it's technically true but
unhelpful. So how _do_ they make the premium orange juices?
Answer: Every spring in the orange vineyards of Shangri-La specially trained
Passenger Pigeons puck the ripe, delicate fruits and deposit them in
flaxen baskets carries by nubile virgins imported from the heart of
Africa. These baskets are emptied into zebrawood tubs where they are
carefully stomped by small, Buddhist eunuchs. The resulting slurry is
poured through Calvin Klein's silk boxer shorts to seperate out the
juice, which is poured into teak casks and locked away. As always, the
rich OJ is defended by Johnnie Cochrane. Once there, it is aged for 7
years, 7 months, and 7 days so it can acquire its full flavor. It is
then Pasteurized, packaged, and delivered to your local store.
You owe the Oracle an explanation of how virgin olive oil is made.
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